WARNING: there may be some indecent material in this blog post! There was some controversy in the household about whether to share the following story, but upon reflection, it is just too classic to pass up...
I was giving Taylor and Autumn a bath the other night and saw Taylor bending over in a very odd position. When asked what he was doing, he stated he was "a cow". Hmmm? I still couldn't quite figure out why the body contorsion until further questioning. Now, as a medical provider we aim to use correct anatomical terms but for the sake of blog world, let me just explain it this way--as a cow, Taylor was "milking" himself, using certain a certain part of his body that would resemble a small utter. MOOOO!
4 comments:
Definitely inappropriate. Definitely expected from the son of Zacheaus Nielsen. Definitely made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing your lives.
andy and i were laughing out loud as well- that is hilarious- can't wait for stories like that to come into the kampman family!
just as long as he doesn't start jumping around the tour bus with cup over his bits like a wild donkey ... yup, rather a lactating cow, then a wild naked donkey! .. i miss you guys ... keep up the good job :)
i can't believe that you posted on the world wide interweb that your son was "milking" himself. on his behalf, i would like to start the "taylor nielsen therapy fund". i know in his adolescence he will desperatly need this to become well adjusted and a productive member of society. Lord have mercy on this child. please send all donations to helptrex@tntp.org
thank you.
john poitevent
founder/director
taylor nielsen therapy fund
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